News came a week or two ago that Ricky Gervais has been tapped to host the Golden Globes. That show hasn't had an actual host for some time, which, lately has seemed like a better idea than the parade of dreadful hosts these shows have been utilizing lately. Five realityy show hosts? That was a disaster. Ricky Gervais is irreverant and hilarious every time he is on these shows to present an award so it's high time he got a chance to host. He's hilarious and I'm curious to see what he'll do. Honestly all he has to do is laugh his high, unbridled laugh and I'm gone.
Hugh Jackman mercifully turned down an offer to host the Oscars again this year and speculation was high as for who will host the awards next time around. Well, I'm really pleased with who they have announced. Steve Martin is always a riot. Quirky, offbeat and witty, I've always liked his sense of humor and I think he'll do a fantastic job.
The nice twist is Alec Baldwin co-hosting. I absolutely love him on 30 Rock and he's always a quqlity guest on Saturday Night Live and talk shows. He should be a great foil for Martin. It's nice to finally have hosts that will make me want to watch these shows when they air.
What a coup for aging, graying, growing, funny white comedians, lol.
I have sort of a love/hate relationship with Weezer. Their debut CD was one of my very favorites at the time. Like CRAZY IN LOVE. Pinkerton was great too (even though at the time there was backlash). Since then? Well, it's been hit or miss! For every gem ("Island In The Sun" "This Is Such A Pity" "Dope Nose") there has been a stinker ("Beverly Hills" "Troublemaker" "Pork And Beans"). Their music runs such a fine line between sublime and banal. And they've offered plenty of each. It's just sad when they delivered ALL sublime on their first CD, to have to suffer through such crap on so many subsequent efforts. I don't know if their upcoming release, Raditude, is going to be any good... in fact with a title like
that I'm guessing it might suck. But based on the first single, "(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To" I'm encouraged. I really like it. I just heard it for the first time on CD101 in the car the other day and it's fun stuff. It's tough to live up to a bar you raised so high for yourself the first time around. I think people have finally let Weezer off the hook after this many years and enough stinkers. I suppose the bar sort of doesn't exist anymore when I don't have any expectations when a new Weezer album comes out, lol. But this was a pleasant surprise.
Just got turned on to a new band a couple days ago called Flying Machines. They are a New York quartet whose lead singer grew up on Queen, Billy Joel & Andrew Lloyd Weber and a lead guitarist who cites Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, and The Strokes as influences. The result is a great mix of dramatic, sometimes soaring, always engaging rock. I've included a couple songs here. One is first single, "On A Whim." It's a sublime mix of ELO's "Mister Blue Sky" piano bounce and Queen-inspired harmony and melody. "Video Games" is like a killer Keane song but amped up. I'm really enjoying their CD so far. See what you think :)
I guess this is the longest I've gone without blogging on here since I started. I'm sure it was missed, haha. I was in NYC for about five days for CMJ Music Marathon. It was my eighth one... gulp! It was definitely my lowest key one too. I guess I've gone enough times that it's sort of lost it's charm. Didn't help that the lineup was the weakest yet either. But regardless I did have a decent time. The weather was gorgeous
Wednesday and Thursday. Sadly that was made up with cold and rain Friday and Saturday. I managed to get back to Brooklyn, where I was staying near Prospect Park, before Midnight every night and got like ten hours of sleep a night. How very rock star of me, I know! But let me tell you, going home NOT being sick, WITH my voice and not having my feet killing me was a rare treat. So, with all that said... these were my highlights:
All weekend long I was reminded of how pathetic hot-headed, short-tempered, sport-crazed knuckle-dragging male sports fans are. It's easy here in Columbus with the Buckeyes cult in full effect. At the gym, exasperated, know it all sideline critics barked at the TV and offered their sage tips at how they would coach the team and how unbelievable all the calls that went Purdue's way were. It was all I could do not laugh out loud at some of the comments. These were by in large, old, overweight men who I assume have no formal training coaching a football team yet the seemed to know it all! And they were ready to let everyone else know exactly what they were thinking. Now I like the Twins. I've blogged about them many times on this very blog. But I don't claim to be a coach. And I don't bark angry bile at the TV during a game. And if the Twins lose, I don't hang on to 'rage' or disappointment after the game. Why? IT'S A GAME! And even more specifically, it's not a game I or anyone I personally know was playing in. Get over it! It continued Sunday with bars and restaurants full of jersey-clad, uber fans who spent the day glued to TV monitors everywhere we went, cheering on the Bengals & Browns.
I guess I just find such fanaticism not just extreme, but an extreme waste of time. There is nothing wrong with enjoying a game... of feeling the camaraderie that goes along with having a unifying reason to cheer with other people you are with. It's the face and body painting, the screaming at referees, the vein-popping, angry barking at TV screens, and the lengthy 'my world is ending because our coach and team owners sucks' blog critiques on sports pages that I don't understand. How about getting a hobby that you actually participate in in a real way? And one that doesn't result in your parking your butt on a couch for three hours stuffing your face with greasy, fried food while you tell professionally trained, in-shape people you don't know how much better you'd be than them if you had their job? Just my two cents.
I wanted to like this movie. I have very fond memories of the book as a child. But I wasn't dying to see it for some reason. And after seeing it tonight I must say, I'm still rather indifferent. As I look over Rotten Tomatoes reviews I see critiques like "more admirable than enjoyable" "needs work in the pacing department" "mopey, withdrawn" and "low on thrills" and unfortunately, I have to agree with all of that. I was bored. Here you have these amazing creatures and a wealth of possibilities. There is a chance for incredibly imaginative, thrilling storytelling and I didn't feel any of that. I didn't hate it. Thematically, the story is rich with lessons for kids seeing how their selfish desire to have life their way all the time destroys a family. And cinematically it's stunning. What it lacked was wildness. I just found myself waiting to be entertained, to be dazzled, to be overwhelmed, to be moved... and I wasn't. It certainly wasn't a desecration of the book by any means. Visually it couldn't have been more well done. But I do feel it was a missed opportunity when it came to being engaging.
I love Jane Lynch. It doesn't matter whether she's in a great movie or tv show or an awful one, she always makes it more entertaining. Currently I am loving her on Glee. As Sue Sylvester, the school's chearleading coach and the series' villain, Lynch is completely self-absorbed and relentless in pursuit of her goals, all while being endlessly, viciously sarcastic... and her matter-of-factness is hilarious. She is the highlight of the show for me and it's always better the more she is featured. Jane Lynch rules.
It doesn't get any cheesier than bowling. Anyone can do and most do it with little genuine skill involved. People who are obsessed with bowling are always a little weird to me. But going every once in a while always ends up being a good time. I never get hung up on the game itself. Sure, I like to do well, but I don't care enough about this game or play it enough to expect that I will, so I always take it with a grain of salt. After a pretty awful couple games the last time I went I actually did alright this time. There were five of us and I won the first game and scored an abnormally high (for me) 144. The second game I bowled a whopping 109 (haha). I always do worse my second game. After a strike-less outing last time I threw six this time, and four spares. So that was fun.
I first heard about this movie a few weeks ago. We tried to go see the college town viewings when it first came out but they sold out right away. Fortunately it opened at one theatre in town this weekend. We saw it last night and I have to say, I think this may be the scariest movie I have ever seen. Although I love them, horror movies don't generally scare me. I don't find them realistic enough to usually generate legitimate scares. Too many rely on gore (which is gross, not scary), over-the-top weirdness (which loses the base of realism for me), or add too much comedy, which I love but it's not scary. I know a lot of people found Blair Witch to be scary, but again, I think that movie leaves too much to the imagination. I like that aspect of horror but when all it is is off-screen scares I feel a bit cheated. Paranormal Activity is a movie that does use off screen scares but it also places plenty of them right on screen too. I'm not going to go into detail, because I don't want to give anything away, but I will say, I began to tear up at times because of the scares and that never happens to me. I know some critics have said it's too much of a slow burn, but I appreciated that it added to the realism of the movie. The ending was just 'eh' for me but the rest was well worth it.
I've been waiting a long time for a movie that genuinely terrified me as much as this one did. As we left the theatre it was clear people had been disturbed by what they saw. The girl next to me turned to her friends and said, "well I won't be going to bed tonight." And I heard another guy reassuring his girlfriend that the lights would stay on tonight.
It's been a busy few days and I forgot all about mentioning that I'd seen Zombieland this weekend! I sure do love when a movie with a kick ass trailer that makes it LOOK good actually delivers. The comedy in this movie is spot on and I've never enjoyed Woody Harrelson more in a film role. Jesse Eisenberg basically plays the same character he did in Adventureland (and presumably every movie he has and ever will be in a la Michael Cera) but it works perfectly for this movie. And the unbilled cameo (who I won't name) is ridiculously funny. Raises to movie's humor to a whole new level. This one will definitely be in my Top 10 for 2009. Smart, irreverant, and wholly entertaining... my kind of movie.
I rarely eat fast food... mainly because there is very little I can eat as a Vegetarian. Meat-galore is the name of the game most places. Burgers, chicken, roast beef...even fries with animal fat. No thanks. So thank God for Chipotle; a big, fat, tasty burrito at a fair price. I get the black beans and rice with all the tasty fixins. Did you know they even have fresh cilantro? Nice! It's not on the menu, you just have to ask for it. Damn, I love me some cilantro!
Well, I wasn't imagining this scenario but the Twins became the first team to overcome a three-game deficit with four to play and tied Detroit for the division lead. A one game playoff was played tonight and after four and half grueling, nerve-wracking hours, the Twins came out on top. After quickly falling behind 3-0 the Twins clawed their way back and actually led at one point 4-3. The Tigers quickly tied it up and send the game to extra innings, taking the lead in the 10th. It looked grim. It was looking like, for the second year in a row, the Twins were going to lose a tie-breaking game 163 by one run. But they came back and tied it and eventually won in the 12th. Thrilling! Improbable! Exciting! In their last season at the Metrodome the Twins have done what no team has ever done. Not only was Detroit the only team to have been in first place as long as they were (since May 10th) and fall from the top in the last week, but the Twins came back from a previously insurmountable deficit with four games to play. A team that lost their former MVP with three weeks left in the season didn't give up. Instead they went 17-4 to make the playoffs.
Now I'd love to think they have some sort of mojo that can't be stopped. That it's an incredible, 'meant to be,' underdog story. But sadly the Twins now face the Yankees. A team tney played seven times this year and lost to seven times. A team they haven't beaten since 2007. A team they have gone 5-26 against under their current manager. But it's still just so fun they made it :) I'm happy regardless of what happens in the playoffs. Because, once again, the Twins showed that they are the scrappiest, hardest playing team in baseball.
-Wouldn't it be just the way it goes that I finally found the best hair stylist I've ever had on the last cut before I move. Now I have to start all over again. Ugh!
-Gas for $2.15/gallon is pretty darn nice.
-The Twins are really gonna up the drama right up to the end... now 1 game back with 2 to play. Nuts. And, of course, even more heartbreaking when they run outta time, haha.
-The 'OSU' cult/craze that exists in Columbus freaks me the hell out.
-Edy's Slow Churned Fudge Tracks? You are a creamy, sweet delight.
-Why is Larry David hilarious and Jerry Seinfeld annoying?
-Jared does not take short naps, haha.
Well, three games to go before the baseball season wraps up and seven of the eight teams who will move on to the post season have been decided. Two teams are left and one spot remains. It's looking like the Twins will be odd team out. Two games back with three games to play is not a great place to be. The Twins have played excellent baseball the last few weeks and made the American League Central the only interesting race in baseball this year. It sucks that it seems they are going to fall short so close to the end but I guess it's more fun to see your team play well and come close than languish far below .500 all season like fans of the Orioles, Royals, and Pirates do every year. It's cool to be a fan of a small market team that always seems to be in it every season, even if baseball pundits, announcers and writers never give them the respect they deserve.
The Ettes are a San Francisco-based trio (originally from Nashville) that make what some call 'beat-punk.' Think Nancy Sinatra meets Mick Jagger & the Stones. It's primal, feisty, pounding, exciting rock music and they just keep building the buzz. From opening for Kings Of Leon this summer in Europe, to getting Dan Auerbach, of The Black Keys, to produce the first single off their third album. They are currently touring with Juliette Lewis and have a fan in Drew Barrymore, who has included them on the soundtrack to her girl-power movie "Whip It." I've seen them live a couple times now and they always deliver. The new CD is igniting at college and specialty radio and they'll be performing on Jimmy Fallon's show Friday! Here the aforementioned Dan Auerbach-produced single is for your listening pleasure.
Over the years Kmart has understandably been closing stores and losing ground to Target and Walmart. It's easy to see why. They have no point of difference and they've made little attempt at updating their stores. Going into one can be an incredibly depressing experience. I hadn't been inside a Kmart in ages until this summer when we ducked into what I'm told was the nation's first 24-Hour Super Kmart in Brunswick. It apparently opened in 1991 with much fanfare and celebrity appearances. Well, it was clear walking through it that it had not been remodeled since. The Kmart nearest my house growing up was in Minnetonka and I knew it well. My mom was the bookkeeper there and both my sisters worked there at one point. We shopped there all the time. We visited Santa there. We loved the toy department and my mom bought plenty of hideous clothes for me. But it was the only game in town until Target opened a huge store across the street and nearby in the other direction as well.
Knowing it's closing now is bittersweet. It's certainly no surprise. No one really shops at Kmart anymore. But it's kinda sad knowing one more place my mom spent so much time at is going away. Places, people, pictures, smells... they all can spark memories of simpler, happy times. And it's especially nice to have them when they remind you of someone that isn't around anymore. I make it to Minnetonka so rarely these days. The grocery store I worked at is gone now too. The house I grew up in is a different color and is being substantially remodeled. I guess someday most of the memories you have are all just left to be remembered in your own mind.
I had no strong desire to check out any of the new shows on TV this season. Caught the pilot for Melrose Place (it was passable but I can miss it) and Vampire Diaries (not too shabby but not blowing me away). I'm loving Glee but I knew I'd be watching that after seeing the premiere last spring. But after accidentally catching the last half of Cougar Town last night and trying out Modern Family on DVR tonight, I must say... I'm impressed! Both shows are smartly written, quirky, laugh-out-loud comedies and I'm gonna keep watching them. I love the casts. Courtney Cox is manic and hilarious and any show smart enough to cast Busy Phillips is immediately the better for it. And it's nice to see Christa Miller from Scrubs. I always liked her on there. Modern Family is oddball, vibrant and the characters all seem really well fleshed out. Even Ed O'Neill was entertaining, and after being subjected to far too many seasons of Married With Children, that is an accomplishment in and of itself. The show was packed with zingers. There are so few good comedies on TV (30 Rock, Curb, Family Guy, Glee... birds chirping after that). So this was a pleasant surprise. And, gasp!, they actually got solid ratings! Happiness.
This video made me laugh until I almost cried.
Well, the Twins have eleven games left to play this season. I have to admit I wrote them off a while ago. They'd never been more than two games over .500 most of the year and haven't really shown any spark. Hasn't helped that three-fifths of the starting rotation spent a huge chunk of time on the disabled list (two out for he season) and Morneau and Crede are out for for the season as well. But suddenly, without a huge list of key players, the Twins are playing their best ball of the year. They've won 8 of 9 and climbed a season best five games over .500. They're 2 1/2 games behind Detroit with four games left against the Tigers so they do have a chance to control their destiny to some degree. Now I don't have any delusions that the Twins are gonna catch the Tigers. And even if they do they'd have to face the Yankees in the first round of the playoffs (and the Twins suck in no huger a way than when they play New York). But it's certainly a testament to the drive and determination of this team. They never give up. I just wish they didn't always have to scrap like this. Baseball needs a salary cap.
I can't believe I've had this blog since April and I've never extolled the virtues of a grilled cheese sandwich! They are one of this vegetarians most tried and true friends. Many a lunch or dinner out has been satisfied with my lactose-rich, gooey (yet crunchy) buddy. And I'm no purist either. Wanna add tomato? (tomato chutney even?) Go for it. Sunflower seeds? I'm game. Some sort of fancy cheese. Fine by me. Sourdough? Wheat? White? Rye? Makes no difference to me. 
Now it IS possible to make a crappy grilled cheese sandwich. If you're gonna use white bread you have to spruce things up a bit, or at least go heavy on the cheese. Sourdough bread IS the best... all fried up in butter. And then a generous helping of the cheese. And I really do love tomato. If it's made with love and respect for cheese it's gonna be a winner every time though. I have the utmost respect for vegans but I can't do without cheese. Sorry Bessy, you gotta at least give up the milk.
I had seen the trailer for '9' in the theater multiple times this summer and although it looking visually interesting, I didn't have much interest in seeing it. But we went to see it today and I must say, I really enjoyed it. Visually it did not disappoint. The animation is impeccable. What I also enjoyed was the emotional depth of the characters, especially #5 & #9. You really felt for the characters... their desperate desire for the naive hope most of them had for a more normal existence and the sad reality of the situation they lived in. To say more would give things away. But I definitely think it's worth checking out.
As immersed as I am in the music industry, sometimes a band or song slips past you. There really is no way to keep up on everything. So it's always nice to stumble upon a great song even if I am a little late on the ball here. The band is called White Lies and their album To Lose My Life debuted at #1 album on the UK Charts early this year. "Death" is catchy as hell... a chunky baseline, dark feel, and soaring chorus bring to mind Interpol or Longwave for me. Are they doing anything remarkably fresh or different? Nope. But I couldn't care less when the result is this good. This.Looks.Good.
(disclaimer: This isn't banana bread made from this recipe... the recipe will be even better... aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!) So I have the receipe for the best banana bread you will ever eat. Make it now, thank me later.
Ingredients:
1 Tsp. Baking Soda
2 Cups Flour
1 Cup Sour Cream
1 Tsp. Vanilla
1 Stick Of Butter (Soft)
2 Eggs
2 Ripe Bananas
1 ½ Cups Sugar
½ Tsp. Salt
½ Bag White Nestle Morsels
Instructions:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Mix sour cream and baking soda in small bowl.
Mash bananas in a separate large bowl and mix with all other ingredients.
Add in sour cream mixture and mix together.
Pour into two loaf pans.
Bake for one hour but check towards end to make sure not to over-bake.
Cool, add butter, devour, and try not to believe you’ve died and gone to heaven.
I wanted to note the passing of two men who have died in the last week that made an impression with me. The one most people would recognize is, of course, Patrick Swayze. From Outsiders and Dirty Dancing to Ghost and To Wong Foo, Swayze played some interesting roles and did a great job in them. I personally didn't understand his 'sex appeal' but he seemed like a really good guy. You don't find many people in Hollywood faithfully staying married to the same person for 34 years. And no one should have to suffer the way I'm sure he did at the end. Watching my mom die of cancer I know he must have been in a lot of pain at the end. It's sad to see someone who seemed to love life so much die decades before they should have. Swayze was 57.
My more obscure mention goes to punk musician and poet Jim Carroll. He is best known for his journals chronicling his days as a hustler and heroin addict in The Basketball Diaries, which was adapted in a film starring Leonardo DiCaprio. He was also a pivotal player in the birth of the punk scene and that's how I knew him better. The single "People Who Died", from the Jim Carroll Band's 1980 debut album, Catholic Boy is definitely a favorite of mine. I've included it here. I guess Carroll can add himself to the list.
I've been meaning to do a post about Kanye West for some time now. I had assembled an array of some of his most ridiculous quotes over the years and was going to list some choice ones. It just never seemed the right time. There wasn't anything happening that made me care enough to post it. Until tonight I find West to be an embarrassingly pompous, arrogant, ugly (and I mean on the inside), insecure windbag. He's said and done some stupifying things: calling himself a modern day biblical figure, likening his music to medicine, claiming to be the voice of his generation... you know, basically the ramblings of a hack with a God complex. I'm sorry but if lines like "“…heard they'd do anything for a Klondike, well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke" is supposed to expose some sort of genius then the term genius is being used in the loosest way possible.
On tonight's VMA's (which were the best I've seen in years) Kanye interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech claiming Beyonce was more deserving. An eruption of well deserved boos rose from the audience. And every time his name was mentioned the rest of the night a chorus of boos could be heard. It was music to my ears. Beyonce was classy enough to call Swift back on the stage when she won for Video Of The Year and let her finish her speech.
Yes, Beyonce deserved to win the award Taylor did, but she didn't. And only someone as morally corrupt and tactfully empty as Kanye West would step up on stage and interrupt a sweet, innocent teenager's first VMA Award moment. Kanye West is pathetic. I want people to stop rewarding his bad behavior. And I'm hoping this will finally be the beginning.
I've seen a couple commercials lately that seemed to be head-scratchers as far as the spokesperson was concerned. First came a T-Mobile commercial starring self-proclaimed tech-phobe Whoopi Goldberg. She constantly talks on The View of her disdain for Twitter and Facebook, that she never uses email and, the real clincher... that she hates cell phones. But here she is, cell phone in hand, glasses on the tip of her nose, trademark know-it-all smirk on full display, holding T-Mobile's new myTouch cell phone. Odd choice.
And then tonight, comes odd choice number two: What Not To Wear's Stacy London. Now, I really don't like Stacy London to begin with. I find her to be rude, pompous, and obnoxious. Her put-downs of people on her show are mean-spirited and hurtful and I just don't find it entertaining. Lately she has been raking in piles of endorsement cash on everything from Pantene to Woolite (and these make sense to me). But Lee Rider jeans? Lee... the ugliest, cheapest, least flattering jeans around? These are mom jeans. You want to look ten years older and desperately unfashionable? Get some Lee Jeans. So, what these two woman clearly have in common besides their unbridled smugness is their love for money. Reputation-be-damned... if you've got a product to promote, any product, doesn't matter what it is, and you are looking for a celebrity endorsement, these are your ladies! They'll paste a smile, put their bitter, smug attitudes on the back burner and claim your product is the second coming.
I first saw Bergen, Norway native Siri Wålberg (a.k.a. Sissy Wish) perform at SXSW in 2007. I was immediately taken with her sound. Quirky, electro-drenched, ridiculously catchy songs. Her third CD was released in Norway back in 2007. It's finally seeing a stateside release on Minneapolis-based Afternoon Records. The album got a stellar 8.0 Pitchfork review and for good reason: every song on the CD is good. Here's a snippet of the review that I think describes the album quite well: Beauties Never Die balances maturity and wonder as it takes a hard left turn away from the guitar-driven rock of the first two Sissy Wish albums. Instead, Ålberg and producer Jørgen Træn toy with computers, synths, and a few live instruments to animate these 10 inventive, diverse tracks...Bolstering her charming eccentricities is an eclecticism that makes Beauties wide-ranging yet surprisingly cohesive, as if its emphasis on electronics has allowed her simultaneously to indulge and to give shape to her every whim." Woot. Here's track 2: "Dwts."