Sunday, May 3, 2009

At the gym today one of the channels on the bank of TVs was broadcasting the 2009 World Dart Championships. How this program didn't make major network, nighttime sweeps placement I will never know. How much more thrilling does it get? What is usually played by drunk fratboys is now raised to professional status! With the best sober fratboys in the world gathered to wow it's rabid fans. As I was watching I thought to myself... there is only one things sadder than being a professional darts player: sitting at home and watching said professionals play darts on TV. That was until I saw that there was a live studio audience. And that was the moment when being in a live studio audience watching dudes play darts rose above simply watching on TV as the lamest thing you could possibly be doing with your life.

Posted by soft rock star at 4:46 PM