Monday, May 4, 2009
Won't You Refresh Me Kind Can?
Look at it. Just waiting to be grabbed, cracked open and dutifully enjoyed. I absolutely love the taste of Diet Coke. I prefer it to regular Coke, hands down. And Diet Pepsi? Please. Go crawl back into whatever bland, tasteless hole from which you were berthed. Cool, crisp, clean & refreshing, my friend Diet Coke is always there to quench my thirst and bring my parched palette a liquid life preserver. Might I succumb to brain cancer someday for my trist with the silver can? Perhaps. But I've had too many fine moments with my 12 ounce confidante to worry about that now. Thank you Diet Coke. For bringing me calorie-free enjoyment day after day, year after year... except when I'm sick, in which case just the thought of your carbonation makes me want to vomit.
Posted by soft rock star at 11:28 PM
Look at it. Just waiting to be grabbed, cracked open and dutifully enjoyed. I absolutely love the taste of Diet Coke. I prefer it to regular Coke, hands down. And Diet Pepsi? Please. Go crawl back into whatever bland, tasteless hole from which you were berthed. Cool, crisp, clean & refreshing, my friend Diet Coke is always there to quench my thirst and bring my parched palette a liquid life preserver. Might I succumb to brain cancer someday for my trist with the silver can? Perhaps. But I've had too many fine moments with my 12 ounce confidante to worry about that now. Thank you Diet Coke. For bringing me calorie-free enjoyment day after day, year after year... except when I'm sick, in which case just the thought of your carbonation makes me want to vomit.
