Who has the #1 album in the country? Why, it's America's Favorite Country Cheeseball, Reba McEntire! You know, the woman whose TV series inexplicably lasted six seasons? The woman who can make a two syllable word four syllables with her phrasing? And, my personal favorite, Fritos celebrity spokesperson and chip-eating advocate? How, with all the music that exists in this country does a 54-year old woman with no lips and a fashion sense that looks as fresh as 1987 have the #1 selling album in the country? I guess it's because country music fans haven't quite figured out how to find their music for free on the internet, lol. Congrats Reba. Your fans can grab a big bowl of corn chips, an extra large tube of mascara, and enjoy your "spotty (New York Times), "pedestrian" "desperate" (Slant), "almost unlistenable" (9513) 25th studio album. You'll, no doubt, bring the cheese.
Who has the #1 album in the country? Why, it's America's Favorite Country Cheeseball, Reba McEntire! You know, the woman whose TV series inexplicably lasted six seasons? The woman who can make a two syllable word four syllables with her phrasing? And, my personal favorite, Fritos celebrity spokesperson and chip-eating advocate? How, with all the music that exists in this country does a 54-year old woman with no lips and a fashion sense that looks as fresh as 1987 have the #1 selling album in the country? I guess it's because country music fans haven't quite figured out how to find their music for free on the internet, lol. Congrats Reba. Your fans can grab a big bowl of corn chips, an extra large tube of mascara, and enjoy your "spotty (New York Times), "pedestrian" "desperate" (Slant), "almost unlistenable" (9513) 25th studio album. You'll, no doubt, bring the cheese. 
